Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

you could be touching a ghost dick right now and you don’t even know it

(Source: textposter2, via music-ismy-medicine)

When you finish a really good book series.

  • *one thing comes on the radio*
  • me: shot it right in my eye...
  • mum: your eye... huh?
  • me: you're my slut tonight...
  • mum: wait a second-
  • me: you keep making me weak...
  • mum: oh okay...
  • me: suck it and don't speak.
  • mum: *stops car* get out.

this bitch is such a loser she’s literally online all the time omg get a LIFE

(Source: tltty, via piss-yourself-laughing)

barbietalkingtownhouse:

when you want to one-click reblog a post but it has stupid captions

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